Page up to date as of 2nd March - Spring 1218
Due to an unfortunate meeting with some faeries, the following were composed.
There was a great bear from Ice Crag who was desperately dying for a shag. He tried it with demon, Couldn't get up the semen - So he had to make do with a hag!
There was a young wizard of air who had less brains than his chair. When up against the black, He shot himself in the back - There's only bone beneath that hair!
There was once a wizardly dog with control o'er mist and fog. He was a coward and fool, and smelled like a ghoul - Thank gods he turned into a frog!
There was an old man from the west too feeble to even get dressed. He was long past his peak, his magic was weak - He'll always settle third best!
There was a red fox in a hole, who lied, and cheated, and stole. He was nasty and vicious, but proved quite delicious - When roasted over open coal!
There once was a wizard of flame, who was generally considered a pain. She had a young child, who tried to run wild - And to martin she tried to pin blame!
There once was a demon of evil his true form he would not reveal. He seemed like a magus, least that's what he told us - His dark pact with evil to seal!
All composed by the faeries (Ryan), except for the last two - Deunans is courtesy of Phillipa, and Anatol's is from Gwyntar.