Seaslip
Quotes
Session 7 I decided to do a quotes page, well here they are, trust me they were funny at the time. - James 23/11/01
Session 14 I decided that the blatent attempts to get onto the quotes page were getting silly (that and Sally is a quotes hog). Niether of them bother me much I just thought I'd point it out - James 24/02/02
Session 7 Quotes:
"I really wish I had brought the Heavy Weapons." - Bob
"They can't be high level werewolves..." - Pixie
"Can we lure the dragon away with treats?" - Spock
"Why don't we get the hell out of here?" - Bruce "Because there's lots of interesting things we can do here" - Spock
Session 8 quotes: Session 9 quotes: Session 10 Quotes: Session 11 quotes: BOOM! - Bob's Nuke Session 12 quotes: Session 13 quotes: Session 14 quotes: Session 15 quotes: Index ; What the F*ck ; Body Count ; Who's playing Who ; What's been happening
"Amish with a 2-bore" - Bob
"They must have flunked Mook class" - Pixie
"He thinks it's a big invincible barrier I think its a zone of wierd shit" - Pixie
"Have you been reading those funny books again Bob" - Kuri
"Mmmmm... Monofilament elastic bands" - GM
"Crenalation?" -Bob "Crate" - Bruce
"So we just tell them 'by the way we invited a dragon to dinner'?" - Bruce
"That's Bitch, she's hurt" - Kuri "Can we wheel her out then?" - Bob
"it was either that or 'So what's it like to be a giant rat?'" - Bob
"Does it look Hostile?" - Spock "It's a large red dragon breathing fire, yes" - Blue
"Can we tranquilise the dragon?" - Spock "It's at 500 feet and you're on top of it, the anwser may be yes but..." -GM
"The Dragon from Delmonté" - Adam
"Is the Dragon annoyed at all?" - Spock "No it's dead" - GM
"Get the fuck away from me bitch!" - Bob (to Bitch) "How long have you been waiting to say that?" - Adam
"It's obviously magical, it came in a funny box" - Bitch
"Sally you're incredibly attentive" - Edith "Pardon?" - Sally
"I have a pen-knife fetish" - Sally
"[The Map] is kind of burnt into the ground." - Pixie "so it's not like you can pick it up?" - Bruce "Well if you had a big shovel..." - Pixie
"Have you got a better idea?" - Bob "Not doing that." - Blue
"We need to rebuild a sustainable society!" - Spock
"Bob is around, that collapses the waveform And the scenery!" - GM
"Like Tom's only longer" - Sally
"Can I have a character sheet.... And a cookie?" - Sally
"....and now you've demolished Ipswich!" - Bitch
"There is a God!" - Undead Bitch
"There is a God and he has a sense of humour!" - GM
"You're a Koala, you can't have sex!" - Bitch
"What do we want from them?" - Blue "What do we normally tell people we want from them?" - Spock
"Pixie's alive, oh Joy!" - Bruce
"I WANT MY PAPERCLIP COLLECTION!!!" - Pixie
"Where are you?" - Bitch "Here" - Blue"Where?" - Bitch "Here" - Blue" Where's Here?" - Bitch " Near you but over this way a bit" - Blue
"Don't arm him he's a pyscopathic Koala Bear" - Bitch
"You think you've got it bad?" - Pixie "You're alright, you're a bloke" - Bitch
"See Spock Run. Run Spock, Run" - Bitch.
"No, he can't have sex with a wheelbarrow!" - Bitch
"The mad man from Delmonté" - Adam
"I miss Bob" - Bitch "Oh God!" - GM
"I'm a good cat..." - Bitch
"I resent 'assorted'" - Sally "You said Tabby" - GM "That's specific!" - Sally
[Bitch runs off] "Do you think we ought to go after her?" - Bruce
"He's Edith, he's very pretty and he's very shy" - Sally
"I refuse to speak again until he's not alowed to quote me" - Sally
"I resent the implication but yes" - James
"I have the book of Sheva!, well I had the book of Sheva" - Pounce
"Ponce! Ponce! Ponce!" - Bitch
"The book is not a paperclip collection" - Sally
"It's fun actually trying to be random rather than what normally happens" - James "I'm not trying!" - Tom
"Food Good!" - Jonathen/Pounce.
"Talk to the paw 'cause I ain't listenin'" - Rose
"You discuss films I'm going to eat" - Edith
[You're a Koala] "You don't have the guts to digest meat" - Bruce
"He's errupted into a collumn of fire" - GM "Is it good fire or bad fire" - Spock
[Pixie on fire] "Is this normal?" - Edith
"Provided you don't walk into the jaws of death, around you guys is safe" - Edith
"She's a physics teacher with a shovel" - Sally
"I refuse to put that on the quotes page!" - Me
"We're much smarter than monkeys!" - Sally
"Can you guilt trip people into giving away plot?" - Sally
"She's been snaring Rabbits" - Sally "and me!" - Bruce
"Right, you're eating corpse..." - Bitch
"You're a six-foot high canabilistic koala bear!" - Bitch
"Because I've been searching for answers all day!!!" - Anon.
"Are there any dark sacrificial totem poles or central areas?" - Sally
"I'm going to examine his wares" - Edith, [Sally laughs]
"Shiny things of sharpness™" - Shop name
"...you should be exited" - Bitch "Yay" - Spock (notice the lack of exclamation mark)
"If radios summon dragons..." - GM "Then satilites summon big whopping massive dragons" - Sally "- from space" - GM
"Look Spock I got you a prezzie" - Bitch "yay" - Spock
"The light switch for the bushes isn't where you think it is" - Sally
[Radio blows up] "Oh dear" - Bruce
"Cats are inherently evil" - Adam
"Why do we find the closest thing to normality is a bunch of insane people who used to be a dragon?" - Edith
"The sight of the GM trying to gnaw his own arm off was to much for poor Sally to take..." - Sally
"I'm contemplating the human condition and the situation in which we find ourselves, with a view to understanding the state of the world and how to improve our situation" - Spock [Several minutes before getting his head torn off]
[Spock gets his head torn off] "So now I know about death then?" - Spock
"Oh God there's a dragon" - Bitch "where?" - Spock [the dragon]
"Spock the friendly dragon..." - Bitch
"Spock now you're a dragon can I have your sleeping bag?" - Bitch "yeah ok, Hey, where am I going to sleep!?" - Spock
[description of evil dragon]"- Followed by a koala" - Johnathen
"What the hell happened to you?!" - Bruce "I found the answer to everything" - Spock
[I did something] "I went into the middle of them" - Pixie "Only when I told you not to!" - Bitch
"We'll wander vaugly we might find something important" - Edith
"Are you two going to co-operate over anything?" - GM
"I figured out what's that way, its the centre of the universe. Can we go there?" - Spock
"Pixie, what the hell do anti-gravity have to do with Monty Python?" - GM
"We've got a dragon and we're not afraid to use it!" - Bitch "I'm afraid to use it!" - Blue
"Can we decamp upstream so the dogs can't track us?" - Bruce
"The eunach Koala" - Bitch
"So what are you going to do?" - GM "Well, skin some rabbits, bottle water, get prepared" - Bruce "I'm going to committ suicide" - Edith
"This reminds me of one of the one-offs I'm doing, not that it has anything to do with ritual suicide or ancient Japan" - GM
Edith's dying words: "Fuck off Pixie"
"You're hugging a corpse..." - Me
"Am I in a position to sneak up behind him?" - Spock the 12 foot high dragon
"Make Bruce drink" - Bitch
"I'm the sanest one - apart from them" - Edith
"You've got a gun on you're back. And I can see it in your eyes that you're trying to shoot them, so don't" - Spock
"Do I have claws?" - Spock the 12 foot high dragon of doom.